Glasses with one lens.

With one eye open I can see only my problems and the crooked lines of unfortunate connections between them. The world is cruel, god is spiteful, and the happiness I thirst for is miles across a scorching desert.

With the other one open, I see the foolishness of my worries and can plainly trace the easy path to solving all of my issues. The world is not so cruel to me, god is still something I cannot even comprehend, and happiness is a cold glass of iced tea away.

I need to invest in an eye patch.

arrr.